AHA, the evidence is over whelming against this criminal your honor. It is obvious he is guilty, he has been caught red-pawed. I suggest you throw the catnip at him.
But your honor, the video has also proven that this guilty party had an accomplice. Your honor, if you’ll notice the camera followed the progression of this crime thereby suggesting that the camera operator was highly involved in aiding, abetting, and allowing this crime to take place. Rather than doing anything at all to stop this crime from taking place, the camera operator allowed it to progress. It is my contention that the camera operator was videoing this crime as a trophy, and to keep a record of this “Christmas decoration destroying gangs” exploits. Your honor, I suggest you also throw the catnip at the accomplice.
I rest my case.
The Honorable Michael Paddison presiding…making his first guest appearance on Susan’s Blog